Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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