Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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