i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Drunk is not a location!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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