His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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