i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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