exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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