I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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