I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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