I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
