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(212): View more from New York

It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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(503): View more from Oregon

My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.

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(513): View more from Ohio

We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.

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(714): View more from California

It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)

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(216): View more from Ohio

Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I’m going to Lewinsky this place

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying

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