I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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