Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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