White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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