Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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