I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
ttyl tear gas
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
