Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he thought i was a dude.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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