P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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