If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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