So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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