i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
How's work?
Spinning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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