you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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