I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
