i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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