I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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