how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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