at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
there is puke in my bra ... again
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