im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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