Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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