he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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