I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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