Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
