I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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