I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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