I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My liver just had a heart attack.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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