I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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