we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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