just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
