I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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You made out with two different species that night
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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