while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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