Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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