I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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