perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.