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• (713): View more from Texas

  We need to get cat food

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  Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car

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• (310): View more from California

  I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.

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