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wanna hang out?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.