Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.