You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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