You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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