yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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