Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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