Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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