should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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