I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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