my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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