At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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