when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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