please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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