YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
