Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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