My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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